Written Conversation Between Matt and Jac:

Jac - I love you!
Matt - Not as much as I love you!
Jac - Oh Yeah?  Where's the snow?  (Elf quote that Jac always uses.)
Matt - Have you seen outside?  You have no case.
Jac - Lies Shamies!  Look at the mountains!  (Remember how Jac makes up words.)
Matt - What does that even mean?
Jac - Shamies??

Matt no longer knows how to read the English word lies and reads "Lease Shameeze."  Jac can't stop laughing!